Pizza Express Hit With Hundreds of Humorous Fake Reviews After Explosive Prince Andrew Interview

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Pizza Express is being hit with humorous fake reviews after Prince Andrew said he visited the Woking UK branch during his explosive internet aired.

The Duke of York said that he could not have had sex with accuser Virginia Roberts in 2001 because he was out with his daughter at the Pizza Express at the time she alleges they were together.

A string of mocking fake reviews have now flooded the restaurant on TripAdvisor and Google Maps, poking fun at Prince Andrew for his poor performance during the BBC interview.

“I have no recollection of ever visiting this restaurant or ever having heard of pizzas. Or Woking,” one said.

“If I did visit the place it must be because I am so honorable. But I stress, I never went here. Unless you have a photo of me being here, in which case I have,” said another.

Humorous five-star online reviews for Pizza Express referencing dates, alibis, and the Sloppy Ghislaine.
Online five-star reviews for Pizza Express Woking with satirical references to Prince Andrew.
Mocking online five-star reviews for Pizza Express referencing the Prince Andrew interview and alibi.
A five-star online review praising a Vesuvio Pizza and noting that they did not break a sweat.
A humorous five-star Pizza Express online review by user Javier Izquierdo referencing Prince Andrew.
A five-star review by Dave Branwood joking about a sweat-free man like a Prince amongst men at Pizza Express.
Tweet from Pizza Express showing a glass of wine and wine bottle next to a laptop displaying the PizzaExpress logo.

Pizza Express, themselves, meanwhile, made fun of the situation and tweeted: “9:00 pm – Switch off computer. 10:00 pm – 120 messages on work WhatsApp group telling you to ”check Twitter now”.”

Satirical five-star online review stating the pizzas here are good enough for even a prince who wants to slum it.
Five-star review by Patrick Chambers referencing a waiter named Epstein and a royal seal of approval.
A five-star online review by Ted referencing a Royal Family visit on 10 March 2001 and Pizza Virginia.
A humorous five-star review referencing Prince Andrew's interview details regarding a visit to Pizza Express.
A humorous 5-star Google review for Pizza Express referencing March 2001 by user Kim Karam.
Five-star online review joking about a strange man staring at a sister on July 7, 2001, referencing Prince Andrew.
Five-star online review by Rachel Cowie calling a restaurant fit for a Prince with Meerkat Meals.

BBC journalist Emily Maitlis challenged Andrew with Virginia Roberts’ claims that she and Andrew danced together in the Tramp Nightclub in London where he bought her drinks before going on to have sex in the Belgravia house of alleged Epstein Madam Ghislaine Maxwell.

Andrew insisted “it didn’t happen”, claiming that he does not drink and he could not have been dancing with the then-teenager at Tramp because on that day – March 10, 2001 – he had taken his daughter Beatrice to a Pizza Express in Woking for a party.

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